I found this in a book at work the other day...
It's funny to think of having to actually groom Behr. He gets brushed *sometimes* and his nails trimmed when they get long, but really he's so low maintenance that I never thought he would require an entire page.
I think my favorite part might be that "a bath every three to four months should be sufficient." Behr gets one, sometimes two, a year depending on when and/if he rolls in something nasty.
Anyways, this came straight out of this fantastic book: The All Breed Dog Grooming Guide circa 1984